What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...