Crossing
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Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
50/50 relationship
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Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Names to Use in Prank Calls
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Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...