Compare the genders
|Differences Between Men & Women NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.