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I bet I can bite both of my eyes
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The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
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Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
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Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis…
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Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...