Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Physiotherapist and the Golfer
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....