Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Helping the Doc!
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby....
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...