Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!