The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...