A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American…
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...