Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...