Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
A man was interviewing for a sales representative…
A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for...