His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...