Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...