He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Knock Knock Jokes 17
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...