Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...