Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...