Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
The best memory.
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...