I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: “Why...
Ebonic Medical Dictionary
ARTERY. . . . . . . . .THE STUDY OF PAINTINGSBACTERIA. . ....
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...