What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right…
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
The Old-Age Test!
Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished,...