A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Gulf War Remembered!
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.Q: What...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...