Stupid people awards
|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...