A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
The Preist and the Nun
A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel....