Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...
Sheep Dog Bra
The success of the “Wonder Bra” for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...