Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
True Story
True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local...
Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...