Undercover detective
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COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners…
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was...
Children’s worst book titles!
Children’s worst book titles!You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little...
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...