A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
Real advertisements 06
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
Who’s In Charge
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Debate the stop sign
|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives...