Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...