Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Got to glow now!
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Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus
The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus It turns out that this so-called...