On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with…
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...