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Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
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What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
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What a large crowd
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Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Give Me the Bill
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