Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing…
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee’s application and notices...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...