No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...