Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...