Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Computer Terms
486 – The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state – of –...