The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
More than a hundred percent
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...