Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...