Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Doctor’s Notes 8
A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...