Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...