Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...