Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Bored? Try these!
Boredom should NEVER be an symptom in your life. All you need to do...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...