Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India…
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
Foul Play?
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...