What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA…
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...