When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
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If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...