M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...