Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve