men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...