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The Masked-quito!
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A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
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A Man is a Wasp?
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bump the gatepost again
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YMCA
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Too Young
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Telepath wanted
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What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
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