What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Strange headline news
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...