Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
New weapon Chicken Gun
|Flash – New Weapon in America’s Arsenal – Dubbed ‘The Chicken Gun’Senate majority leader...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....