Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...