Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Millennia Year Application Software System
Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...