What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Pizza Cutting
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Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
Relationships
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These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
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Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...